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    "Not The Epstein Files" Post-it® Notes

    "Not The Epstein Files" Post-it® Notes

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    "Not The Epstein Files" Post-it® Notes

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  • All the "patriots" invaded the Capitol January 6th

    All the "patriots" invaded the Capitol January 6th

    All the "patriots" invaded the Capitol January 6th

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  • As it would turn out, things can’t always be awesome. And we’re all weirdos.

    As it would turn out, things can’t always be awesome. And we’re all weirdos.

    As it would turn out, things can’t always be awesome. And we’re all weirdos.

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    Bang, bang, thoughts and prayers. Shoot again. Nobody cares. Guns trump mental health.

    Bang, bang, thoughts and prayers. Shoot again. Nobody cares. Guns trump mental health.

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    Bigliest Best Bil- Benevolent Billionaires... BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL!

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    Bill’s a pretty dog. But big, beautiful Bill’s bad! Bring in Kristi Noem.

    Bill’s a pretty dog. But big, beautiful Bill’s bad! Bring in Kristi Noem.

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    Clink! No due process. Say it how it should be said. Concentration camp.

    Clink! No due process. Say it how it should be said. Concentration camp.

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    Coffee cups won’t beat fascism but they do keep your MAGA tears warm.

    Coffee cups won’t beat fascism but they do keep your MAGA tears warm.

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    Coffee cups won’t beat fascism but they’ll hold your post-war MAGA tears.

    Coffee cups won’t beat fascism but they’ll hold your post-war MAGA tears.

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    Concentration Camp. Alligator Alcatraz. I say tomato.

    Concentration Camp. Alligator Alcatraz. I say tomato.

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    Decorum is dead and decency died riding the escalator.

    Decorum is dead and decency died riding the escalator.

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    Discreet 2-Doll Donnie Wrapping Paper

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    Feels like we added twenty-five percent tariffs to all our problems.

    Feels like we added twenty-five percent tariffs to all our problems.

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  • Fish and visitors stink after about three nights. But one is enough.

    Fish and visitors stink after about three nights. But one is enough.

    Fish and visitors stink after about three nights. But one is enough.

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  • For eleven months it’s white hetero-pride month. Hang in there, cissies.

    For eleven months it’s white hetero-pride month. Hang in there, cissies.

    For eleven months it’s white hetero-pride month. Hang in there, cissies.

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    Happy are the frogs in pots of boiling water as they cheer the chef.

    Happy are the frogs in pots of boiling water as they cheer the chef.

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  • Happy Father's Day! TO ME! I have done it all. Alone. Praise me now!

    Happy Father's Day! TO ME! I have done it all. Alone. Praise me now!

    Happy Father's Day! TO ME! I have done it all. Alone. Praise me now!

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    Have you tried adding twenty-five percent tariffs to all your problems?

    Have you tried adding twenty-five percent tariffs to all your problems?

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    Hold on & hang tight, aliens will reset the simulation soon.

    Hold on & hang tight, aliens will reset the simulation soon.

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    I bought this mug with twenty-five percent tariffs. No more winning please.

    I bought this mug with twenty-five percent tariffs. No more winning please.

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  • I did not collude and there was no collusion. #CrookedHillary

    I did not collude and there was no collusion. #CrookedHillary

    I did not collude and there was no collusion. #CrookedHillary

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  • I don’t like it when people try to change my space. I just want to be.

    I don’t like it when people try to change my space. I just want to be.

    I don’t like it when people try to change my space. I just want to be.

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  • I don’t like it when people try to change my space. I just want to be.

    I don’t like it when people try to change my space. I just want to be.

    I don’t like it when people try to change my space. I just want to be.

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    I splurged on this mug. At least it’s not a cage match on the White House lawn.

    I splurged on this mug. At least it’s not a cage match on the White House lawn.

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